Genie in a Bottle

A woman was out walking through a wood one day when she found a genie in a bottle.

The genie said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the genie, and the genie said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten."

The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most charming woman in the world. The genie warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most charming man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM! She's the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The genie said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM! She's the richest woman in the world.

The genie then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story – Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the story for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Attention male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story – Women are really dumb when they think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS. If you're a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen.

:D Just for laugh =)

A Pair of Worn Ugly Shoes

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When I was a little girl, this is one of my favorite fairy tale.

My father always told it before I slept. 

He always succeed to make me laugh out loud and fall asleep happily. 

Bring me tales and dreams that I will never forget.

This story tells about a man named Abu. 

Abu is a famous person who is very stingy in his city.He will not replace the goods if not severely damaged and dirty.One is his pair of old shoes with many holes here and there, dirty and very stink.Abu patched his damaged shoes with nails and fabric remnants.

One time....

His friend quipped about his shoes "Your shoes are very stink and ugly, Abu. Should I need to buy you a new pair?"Instead offended, Abu so glad that he doesn't need to spend money to buy new shoes.

When his friend passed, Abu realized there were a very classy and splendid pair of shoes near him.He thought that was his friend's gift. Then he was wearing and bring home those shoes.

Shortly thereafter, the guards came and captured Abu, "You have stolen Regent's shoes and replace with worn shoes and ugly."
Abu fined 100 dinars and must return the gorgeous shoes to the Regent.

Abu took his ugly shoes, "These shoes make me unlucky", he said.But he was feel very sorry and he hang his ugly shoes at the edge of the port city, in hopes that one day he can still take it.

Unfortunately, his ugly shoes were caught by the nets of poor fishermen and tear it.

Abu re-arrested by the guards and fined."These shoes are really - really made me pesky, I had to throw it in a place that other people don't pass" Abu muttered. Abu threw the ugly shoes on his roof tile house, but there is a cat which disturbed by the smell shoes and dropped. Again at that time someone passed by and the ugly shoes fall right on his head. The man was injured due to the many nails in the ugly shoes. The man complained to the Regent.

Abu re-arrested again and fined.Abu was very upset, "I should get rid of these shoes, bad luck for me".

Then Abu buried his ugly shoes at the beach. But the tide came in swept of sand beach. The shoes has up and make a child stumble.

For the umpteenth time, Abu arrested and fined again.

This time, Abu had thrown his worn shoes into the trash forever.Abu also promised to the Regent that he would buy new shoes and not being stingy anymore.

 

 

hahahaha *lol* Finally....

Frogs and Pigeons Story

The night was...
My dad told a similar story which is one of his favorite
Usually my dad would tell this same story to the new guy

But that night...
My father told me
When we all family sat down, had dinner, and ate fried frogs

My father told me as if I was the new guy
or as if he had never told it before to me
My dad was very excited to tell the story

That many years ago...
He was with his Hong Kong friends
They went to Bali Island

I've memorized the story from begin to end
and I'm about to say,
"Well ... you've told this story dozens of times to me".
But my dad's happy face made ​​me cancel it.

I felt that I should do is just shut up and listen.
Silence without cutting.
Listening to him not only in passing

My father then continue the story...
That in Bali they visited a restaurant.
At that time they were ordered pigeon menu

and after few hours waiting...
Instead of a waitress who came over, the dish did not come.
"I'm sorry sir, it has been a long wait, those pigeons are very hard, we didn't get them even just one", the waitress said.

My father and his friends chuckled of laughter to hear the waitress

"Do you want to replace with another menu?" asked the waiter confused and embarrassment

Finally...
My father and his friends decided to order frogs
And in a short time the waitress served them with a number of very many frogs
A big plate full, lots of frogs stacked
Until they can not afford to spend

Whenever my dad told this story...
He was always laughing, it was a funny and silly experience in his life.

A few days later...
My father died while driving his car in a traffic accident.

How lucky I was...
Because I was sitting still and listening to my father.
So I will always have his smile and his happy face
for the last time...

*PS:
In Indonesia, pigeons and frogs are common to eat

Father's Suitcase

My father had a suitcase
A place to store his valuables
We never know what's inside
Because we respect the privacy of my father
Besides, we also have to guess what would be the contents
Definitely my father's precious treasure such as certificates, land, bonds, birth, marriage, letters, etc.

After my father died
For the first time
Our whole family had to open dad's suitcase
We were thumping as it turns out the bag is much heavier than we thought
Should some certificate sheets was not as heavy as it

Slowly we put the suitcase
We have just seen that the suitcase has a code
So far, none of us were notified of our father's suitcase code
We've been worried about whether we will manage to open the suitcase while we do not know the code
On the upper side of suitcase there is a neat row of zeros
My eldest sister tried to open and found the suitcase was not locked
Apparently my dad was deliberately not put the code in it
"Unlocked!!" my sister exclaimed

Together we look to see the contents of the suitcase
And we all are have the same reaction
could not restrain emotion and tears
because it turns out the father suitcase contained of our photos
his wife's who is also our mother
his daughters who is my sisters and me
his son in law who is our husbands
and his grandchildrens

Oh ... Dad ... evidently we are your precious treasure
We were on top
More valuable than letters and certificates that are in the bottom of the stack
With our silly and ridiculous poses
We pictured with dad
We pictured as a whole family have lunch together
We pictured on vacation
We pictured with ducks and geese in the town park

Now, after our father died
when our family was not complete as before
Really felt that family is the most precious treasure
Whoever will not be able to replace
How much ever will not be able to afford
Whatever will not be able to measure the value
Howsoever will not be able to change the precious treasure, 

family...